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19 Things Picky Eaters Can't Get Away With

Won't you just try it? *hisses*

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1. You can't eat something without meticulously picking off everything you hate.

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2. And even then, you can't fully enjoy it because the taste of what was there still lingers on it.

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3. You can't order ONE PIZZA without starting World War III.

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4. You can’t help but become addicted to foods you actually like.

Because they provide stability, security, and comfort.
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Because they provide stability, security, and comfort.

5. You can't try a new food without making this face:

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6. And you can't NOT brag about it afterwards.

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7. You can't clean up dinner without scraping off the "rejected foods" first.

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8. You can't eat at a friend's house without getting nervous about what's for dinner.

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9. And you can’t afford to offend someone’s cooking so you have get rid of the evidence like this:

*covers garbage in a layer of paper towels*
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*covers garbage in a layer of paper towels*

10. You can't leave the restaurant without a super long receipt.

It's really just a short novel of all your substitutions.
@cindypepper / Via Twitter: @cindypepper

It's really just a short novel of all your substitutions.

11. You can’t consume a sandwich or burger without completely destroying it first.

You. Had. One. Job.
@david_gawronski / Via Twitter: @david_gawronski

You. Had. One. Job.

12. And when you do order something, you can't enjoy it because SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it came with an ingredient on it that you HATE.

Which wasn’t even listed on the menu! I’m looking at you, mayo.
@kingofmishap / Via Twitter: @kingofmishap

Which wasn’t even listed on the menu! I’m looking at you, mayo.

13. You can’t grow out of the kid’s menu because it's always got your back.

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14. You can’t stop hyperventilating when your food comes and IT’S ALL TOUCHING.

@MsNickiBee / Via Twitter: @MsNickiBee

15. You can't even process WHY PEOPLE KEEP TRYING to push their favourite foods on you.

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16. Because you simply can’t forgive people who urge you to “just try it!”

@pastrychefmisha / Via Twitter: @pastrychefmisha

17. You can't explain why food is sometimes DISGUSTING or TOLERABLE depending on how, when, and what you're eating it with.

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18. You can’t try a new place without being disappointed.

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19. And finally, you can’t get through a meal without having a designated “nasty” napkin or plate.

@kendra_holmgren / Via Twitter: @kendra_holmgren

*returns to box of doughnuts that have never judged me*

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