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19 Reasons Why Pit Bull Puppies Are The Most Dangerous Creatures On Earth

Furrocious beasts.

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1. *shuffles papers and touches ear bud* THIS JUST IN: Pit bull puppos are some of the cutest creatures on the entire planet.

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2. But we have just learned that they are NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

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3. At first sight, they appear to look like harmless little dewdrops.

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4. But the truth must be known: They are a threat to society.

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5. Their beautiful eyes and heart-shaped noses are trying to distract you from that fact that they are DANGEROUS.

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6. Just look at this fella viciously attacking this small leaf!!!

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7. GRAB YOUR PURSE. This golden gal is violently chomping down on a watermelon slice!

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8. And you've seriously got to be OUT OF YOUR MIND if you even consider putting your fingers near their dangerous lil' mouths.

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9. Don't let this tiny bean fool you! He might be smaller than your slipper but he's ferocious.

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10. Take a look at this con artist who is trying to win you over with his sweet smile!

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11. And this pupperino who is obviously waiting for the perfect time to strike.

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12. What about this fuzzy mastermind? They've clearly disguised themselves as a cow to trick you.

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13. And this fluffer has perfectly camouflaged themselves into the scenery.

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14. This nugget has picked out an accessory that perfectly matches his eyes just to appeal to YOUR EMOTIONS.

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15. And this grumpy goof is clearly trying to hypnotize you with that stare.

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16. *CLUTCHES PEARLS* You might be wondering: What could be more threatening than one pit bull pupper? The answer: A PACK OF THEM.

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17. Whatever you do, never look directly at a pit bull puppy smile.

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18. And don't look into those beautiful blue eyes. It's like staring right into the sun... It's like...dangerously cute. Wait. It's happening. Oh no. Not the eyes!

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19. WELL HELLO! WHAT A GOOD BOY. 💗💗💗

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Are you ready to add a fluffy friend to your family? You can find plenty of pit bull doggos (especially adults!) on Petfinder or Adopt a Pet.

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And don't forget to check out your local shelters and rescues, too!

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