3. All of your friends’ posts about engagements, weddings, and babies make you want to cry, vomit, and delete all social media.
Just plan your fairytale life on Pinterest and continue to repeat your mantra: “Career first. Career first. Career first.” Shabby chic weddings and chubby babies can wait.
- These parents came up with maybe the best dirty Halloween couple's costume ever. Parents ftw 😂👏