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1. Texas is such a heavenly place to have such hellish temperatures.
2. You have to come up with creative excuses for flaking on plans that require you to leave your cold, dark cave.
3. If you do dare to go out with your friends, you spend the entire night trying to avoid contact with other sweaty people.
4. Sticking to your chair is a common occurrence.
5. Surprise! Forecasts are a joke.
6. Speaking of humidity... Good hair days are hard to come by.
7. Swamp Ass is a real thing, y'all.
8. Dressing up is a huge feat.
9. Frozen margaritas melt way too fast.
10. Taking a dip in a swimming pool is no longer refreshing.
11. Leather seats are for masochists.
12. You have to have a pep talk with your armpits before you leave the house.
13. Your pit puddle prevention techniques never work.
14. Unless it's 5:00 in the morning or 10:00 at night, don't even think about exercising outdoors.
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