14 People You'll Meet On Spring Break

This list makes for a pretty good game of I Spy.

1. The mom in every group

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They'll probably strictly enforce the one glass of water per one drink rule. God love 'em.

2. The poor souls who are still in relationships but vacationing solo

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Wearing a face full of regret and discomfort. "I can look but not touch" is their mantra of the week.

3. The "I'm not drunk" drunk

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This person will look you in your face and tell you they haven't had that much to drink, even though you just witnessed them shotgun a beer directly after completing a keg stand. #SuchDenial

4. The fair skinned individuals

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SPF 1,000 is their best friend.

5. The Jersey Shore lookalikes

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Just beware of the grenades.

6. The locals

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They'll be wearing the most fabric and sporting a disdainful frown. Stay out of their way.

7. The beach police

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Remember that $20 is not a good enough bribe to get yourself out of trouble. When all else fails, cry.

8. The high school senior

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This kid's probably not quite ready to hang with the older crowd. It's too much too soon.

9. The athletic gods/goddesses

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There is no such thing as a friendly game of beach volleyball against these athletic marvels. Showoffs.

10. The old flirts

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You know what I'm talking about. Old guys working their magic to hang out with the younger beach goers.

11. The wild ones

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They'll probably be eating their cereal out of a Solo cup and chasing it with a beer.

12. The frat daddies

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They're known for wearing ridiculous amounts of neon and showing off just enough man thigh in a nice pair of Chubbies.

13. The cougars

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Having an empty nest can make a woman do some crazy things. 55 is so the new 25.

14. The storytellers

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It usually starts with "I have the craziest story to tell you" and never seems to end. They love to relive those crazy stories...over and over and over again.