If Fairy tales had smartphones,
I think it's safe to guess,
The world would be much simpler, and
We'd save a lot of stress.
No conflict would divide the land.
Long live the happy ending!
Each tale would end in rainbows
And in frenzied Facebook friending.
And kingdom-wide, from coast to coast,
Each prince, beast, bird, and bee
Would text, tweet, yak, like, snap, and post
In blissful harmony.
The End.