Stole a ferry?
Swam to Detroit?
Reached twice the blood alcohol content needed to kill a man and lived?
Made the creepiest photobomb ever?
Ruined somebody's wedding?
Became a human watermelon?
Broke into a zoo and climbed on a crocodile?
Aimed directly for the pole?
Fought off a tree?
Climbed on some power lines?
Tried using a taco as valid identification?
Thought you could trust your friends?
Tried catching a one-legged goose so you could roast it?
Drove a shopping cart like a madman at a Walmart?
Became a patriot on the news?
Couldn't pose for your mugshot?
Danced to Skrillex?
Tried roof surfing?
Forgot you had to read the weather report?
Ran out of wine and drove your lawnmower through a snowstorm to buy more?
Couldn't navigate the exit?
Thought you could drive a zamboni?
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