1. 1. Her songs are hilarious
Like “Chunk of My Lung,” where she’s impersonating Janis Joplin…kind of.
2. “Muffin Top”
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
Oh WHY was this not a real summer dance jam?
4. “Rural Juror”
Thursdays on NBC were the best days of my flerm.
6. And a great listener
Well, she tries.
7. And [almost] never holds a grudge
14. 8. She’s confident about her sexuality
20. 11. But she’s thrifty
21. 12. Jane’s acceptance speech will be memorable
22. 13. And Julie Bowen already won
Twice. It’s Jane’s turn.
23. I have one thing to say if the Academy doesn’t vote for her:
- The LAPD says it won't work with the feds on deportations — but it already does.
- People are mad at Jennifer Lawrence for telling a story about rubbing her butt on sacred Hawaiian rocks.