1. 1. Her songs are hilarious
Like “Chunk of My Lung,” where she’s impersonating Janis Joplin…kind of.
2. “Muffin Top”
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
Oh WHY was this not a real summer dance jam?
4. “Rural Juror”
Thursdays on NBC were the best days of my flerm.
6. And a great listener
Well, she tries.
7. And [almost] never holds a grudge
14. 8. She’s confident about her sexuality
20. 11. But she’s thrifty
21. 12. Jane’s acceptance speech will be memorable
22. 13. And Julie Bowen already won
Twice. It’s Jane’s turn.
23. I have one thing to say if the Academy doesn’t vote for her:
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.