5.
Basic human accidents:
7.
Getting beat up by your mom for not winning:
8.
Your ability to break something without touching it:
9.
Doing something literally everyone who's held a chili has done at least once in their life:
10.
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time:
11.
Getting too excited about your mom's cooking:
13.
Slipping on a slippery surface:
15.
Injuring yourself while cooking:
17.
Not wearing that sweater she suggested:
18.
Basically, literally anything that happens to you: