1.
This kid with the quickest sister:
2.
This mom that's done with these chingaderas:
3.
This boy trying to fight the inevitable:
4.
This person who thought their niece would keep them safe:
5.
This guy who got his face pushed in after the cake had been cut:
6.
This man who finally realized why there were two cakes:
7.
This demotivated student:
8.
This girl who didn't ask for this hair mask:
9.
This person who was doomed as soon as she sat down:
10.
This unsuspecting birthday girl:
11.
This once happy-go-lucky man:
12.
This man with the worst frenemy:
13.
This boy with overeager siblings:
14.
This man who saw his life flash before his eyes:
15.
This man who inspired teamwork:
16.
And finally, this kid who was all of us at that age:
