1.
Give compliments with a hidden agenda.
2.
Make last-minute decisions.
3.
Expect the cashier to read your mind.
7.
Say any cream and hope it's the right one.
8.
Consider every bin a trash bin.
10.
Be hella extra with your sides.
11.
Assume that Chipotle has some sort of special rice.
12.
Reach over the damn glass.
13.
Prove that the customer is not always right.
14.
Give the employees a hard time for rules they didn't make.
15.
Assume Chipotle has tortillas that defy logic.
16.
Start your own conversation in the middle of their question.
17.
Cry over forgotten guacamole.
18.
Hold up the line with your ridiculous answers.
19.
Play mind games with the burrito artist.
20.
Ask for items not on the menu.
21.
Mistake the restaurant for a private room.
22.
And finally, berate them for simply doing their job.
