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First off, the song is only on because your tíos keep suggesting it to the DJ.
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And it always seems to play right after a different cardio workout.
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But you suck it up because you're a fucking pro at Caballo Dorado and the whole world needs to see.
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Your drunk relatives also seem to think the same, so they come out onto the dance floor too...
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...even the ones that always end up getting hurt.
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Everything starts out great! Nice, slow, and manageable...
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...then the fast part comes up way sooner than you remember.
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You manage to keep up for a bit, because you're a pro right?
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Then other people start to screw it all up...
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...and start bumping into each other!
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Leaving some pretty gruesome battle scars...
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...or actual injuries.
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And at least one person will be Mufasa-ed by the end.
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Until eventually only a select few remain...
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...and you're one of them.
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So applaud yourself for surviving in one piece.
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And prepare yourself for the next time it plays, so you can show off your ~amazing dance moves~.
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Unless someone plays it in the car, because how is your pure talent supposed to shine in a moving two ton box with wheels?
