21 Devastating Milton Keynes Struggles
Half to the city, please!
When people hear where you are from, they just think of concrete cows and roundabouts.
Although, to be fair, there are a lot of roundabouts.
The city is probably younger than your nan.
You might as well forget about using public transport.
Most of your life was spent walking along grass verges next to busy roads.
Going up city to go clubbing often filled you with a vague sense of despair.
The night might begin well, starting with a slap up meal in the Theatre District.
And then you realised you couldn't get into Oceana because you weren't wearing smart enough shoes.
So you went to The Pitz instead for a bit of moshing.
The Tree was the centre of your social world.
Before it died in 2008. :(
The grid system is impenetrable to outsiders.
You are dismayed by plans to demolish The Point.
And the train station was always encircled by literally hundreds of skateboarding greebos.
And don't even think about going to the annual Christmas event.
And worst of all, Cliff Richard might appear in the mall at any moment.
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