Mountain Dew Announces New Flavors For 2015

These are the in-your-face energy sodas you'll be downing this coming year.

1. Mountain Dew Purple Rage

2. Mountain Dew Code: Omega

3. Mountain Dew Agent: Orange

4. Mountain Dew Female Freshness

5. Mountain Dew Great Grape Gonzo

6. Mountain Dew American Badass

7. Mountain Dew Cran-Apple Crunch

8. Mountain Dew Belgian Wheat

9. Mountain Dew Mystery Of Flavor

10. Mountain Dew Shrek Blood

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Would you do the dew already? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR????

11. Mountain Dew Razzle Dazzle Raspberry

12. Mountain Dew Purple Sack

13. Mountain Dew Vid Juice

14. Mountain Dew Salsa Blazt

15. Mountain Dew Tater Twister

16. Mountain Dew Black Lime

17. Mountain Dew Choco-Inferno

18. Mountain Dew Revenge Of The Lemon-Lime

19. Mountain Dew Baja Blisters

20. Mountain Dew Caffeine-Free Diet Citrus Apocalypse

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This guy LIVES inside a Mountain Dew. What did YOU ever do with your life?

21. Mountain Dew Caesar Salad Slamm

22. Mountain Dew Death By Mango

23. Mountain Dew Bullet Scar

24. Mountain Dew Gigawatt

25. Mountain Dew Trash Stash

26. Mountain Dew Raisin Zeal

27. Mountain Dew N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

28. Mountain Dew PorkLive

29. Mountain Dew: Osage County

30. Mountain Dew Penny Flavor

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If you fail to do the dew, you could die.

31. Mountain Dew Mint Lava

32. Mountain Dew Peaches 'N' Cream 'N' Pastrami

33. Mountain Dew StrongWind

34. Mountain Dew Bone Pain

35. Mountain Dew Sick Sizzlin' Sofritas

36. Mountain Dew BrainFlesh

37. Mountain Dew Tropical Storm LimeBerry

38. Mountain Dew Leather

39. Mountain Dew: Bottled A*N*G*N*S*T*

40. Mountain Dew San Bernardino Breeze

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Master Chief does the dew and he's from THE FUTURE.

41. Mountain Dew Clone Pepper

42. Mountain Dew Going Clear

43. Mountain Dew With That Flavor Aspirin Has If You Don't Swallow It Fast Enough

44. Mountain Dew Sadness Well

45. Mountain Dew Elderly Scent

46. Mountain Dew Pumpkin Junk

47. Mountain Dew PassionPunch

48. Mountain Dew Baking Flour Fuselage

49. Mountain Dew Tin Foil Flavor

50. Mountain Dew Klassik

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Even this goat does the dew. Is it a goat? Doesn't matter–it's a rad dude now.

51. Mountain Dew Ultimate Steak

52. Mountain Dew Flavor Fail

53. Mountain Dew Money Smell

54. Wed Niatnuom: The Reverse Dew

55. Mountain Dew Cilantro Slime

56. Mountain Dew Soft-Boiled

57. Mountain Dew Hair-In-Mouth

58. Mountain Dew MothBonez

59. Mountain Dew Chedder Bliss

60. Mountain Dew Pile O'Bile