1. Strawberry Basil Margarita
2. Pimm's Cup
3. Blueberries & Smirnoff Frosty
Take this drink outside and within seconds it will freeze into an alcoholic slushy despite the fact that it is March.
You’ll Need:
• Smirnoff Ice
• Blueberries (optional)
Stick a bunch of berries into a bottle of clear malt liquor (or don't). Then lug your carafe of forgetfulness onto your front lawn. DO NOT take your winter coat off – you’ll feel warm but that’s just hypothermia.
4. Whiskey Sour
How? HOW??? How is it still winter?
You’ll Need:
• Too much whiskey
• A sour attitude
The ideal libation for a garden party. And if the weather won’t cooperate, perhaps there are other uses for that croquet mallet? Maybe the weatherman could use a good smashing. Yes…he must be smashed.
5. Effervescent Lime Pruno
Apparently the “law” looks down on assaulting meteorologists with big wooden hammers.
You’ll Need:
• Toilet wine
• The memory of lime flavor
You may be reduced to drinking blindness-inducing alcohol made in a toilet, but by the time you get out it might finally be spring. Rejoice!