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Definitive Proof John Stamos Is Not Aging

He looks as good now as he did 1,000 years ago.

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Here he is in one of his early film roles, caught in Dallas way back in 1963.

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He doesn't look surprised at all! Almost happy, in fact!

And before he was famous, the future Jesse Katsopolis cut his teeth selling thalidomide to TV viewers in 1952.

John’s always been photogenic. Check out this lithograph from the Civil War.

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John went on to fight for the Confederacy, but you can't win 'em all!

And do we spy John happily looking about to execute the martyred Lady Jane Grey?

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That rakish smile says, “I'll live forever, but you won't.”

We thought “looking good” was John’s crusade but here he is leading the First Crusade against the infidels occupying Jerusalem.

The ageless superstar has even been spotted in Egyptian hieroglyphics.

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Researchers translate his pictogram as, "Bringer Of Strife."

Here’s to 10,000 more years of Stamos!

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