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Definitive Proof John Stamos Is Not Aging

He looks as good now as he did 1,000 years ago.

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John’s always been photogenic. Check out this lithograph from the Civil War.

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John went on to fight for the Confederacy, but you can't win 'em all!

And do we spy John happily looking about to execute the martyred Lady Jane Grey?

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That rakish smile says, “I'll live forever, but you won't.”

We thought “looking good” was John’s crusade but here he is leading the First Crusade against the infidels occupying Jerusalem.