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10 Photos That Are Not Of Butts, Sorry

It’d be cool if these were photos of cute butts. But they’re not.

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Baseball

This is a baseball. Not a butt.
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This is a baseball. Not a butt.

Garbage Dump

What if instead of this stinky garbage dump, you were looking at a photo of a butt? That would be nice.
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What if instead of this stinky garbage dump, you were looking at a photo of a butt? That would be nice.

A Butt

Just kidding. This isn't a butt. It's an iPhone 4.
Apple / Via img.gadgetian.com

Just kidding. This isn't a butt. It's an iPhone 4.

Geometric Broccoli

How do they get it to look like that? How does it taste? Both are great questions that are not as satisfying as looking at a butt would be.
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How do they get it to look like that? How does it taste? Both are great questions that are not as satisfying as looking at a butt would be.

The Cast Of Wings

This was a TV show. It isn't a butt.
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This was a TV show. It isn't a butt.

An Elbow

This is as close to a butt as you're gonna see on this list.
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This is as close to a butt as you're gonna see on this list.

Old Pong Machine

100% not a butt.
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100% not a butt.

.Gif Of A Man Tripping

Lots of fun. But not a butt.

Boats

"Boats" sounds like "butts." But, hoo boy, they just ain't the same thing, are they?
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"Boats" sounds like "butts." But, hoo boy, they just ain't the same thing, are they?

Ink Blot Test

Maybe you see a butt in this but that's on you.
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Maybe you see a butt in this but that's on you.

Unfortunately, there's no place on the Internet where photos of butts are readily available. Let us know if you find any!

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