45 Of The Best Fake Signs From "The Dynamite Museum"
This is exactly what you should do if you ever become a millionaire with lots of spare time on your hands.
The Dynamite Museum is made up of a series of scattered prank signs erected around the town of Amarillo, Texas. The following are some of the very best.
1.
Finally, the truth.
2.
Comforting and yet slightly concerning.
3.
Concerning and yet slightly comforting.
4.
Not sure if this is referencing the actual Count Dracula origin story or just talking about someone's old college buddy who drank red punch like a champ.
5.
#FutureLifeGoals
6.
Says everyone graduating college right now.
7.
Free history lesson.
8.
I would go to every concert.
9.
Sometimes honesty is the best policy. Sometimes it isn't.
10.
And I want to go to a garage saloon. We can both win here.
11.
When your younger cousins ask if they can eat your chocolate bunny at Easter.
12.
Under "Education" on your resume.
13.
I live for the day when this sign is relevant.
14.
When people ask you who you'll be spending the holidays with.
15.
An admission of guilt. (Although they probably only just created two worms.)
16.
More like "The World", though.
17.
Self-explanatory.
18.
Hold on it gets better.
19.
Damn it.
20.
When your parents tell you to be home by 11.
21.
This one is pretty unsettling.
22.
Did anyone else read that in a creepy child's voice?
23.
This sounds like a middle-school-era Facebook status.
24.
They're called ROLLER COASTERS.
25.
I don't understand this one, and I don't feel that I need to.
26.
Something to tell relatives when they ask what you want to do with your life.
27.
This one is just sensible.
28.
For your online dating profile.
29.
When you try to write poetry drunk.
30.
It's big, shiny, and full of worms.
31.
That is a declaration of war.
32.
File under: Something a Zombie Might Say?
33.
When your vine gets over 15 loops.
34.
A useful warning sign to put on your bedroom door.
35.
See, Indiana Jones could have used this one.
36.
I can just see this quote posted on a picture of a city skyline on someone's tumblr.
37.
"What are you up to this weekend?"
38.
And I play to WIN.
39.
The first time you pick up a bow and arrow.
40.
If you live at a dead end and you don't do this then what is the point.
41.
On a side note, if you see a barking snake, run.
42.
Is that a threat.
43.
When you find yourself on the weird part of the Internet at 4am.
44.
But most of us would rather you do not bring that spider anywhere near us.
45.
Same.