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    45 Of The Best Fake Signs From "The Dynamite Museum"

    This is exactly what you should do if you ever become a millionaire with lots of spare time on your hands.

    The Dynamite Museum is made up of a series of scattered prank signs erected around the town of Amarillo, Texas. The following are some of the very best.

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    Via ufunk.net

    Finally, the truth.

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    Via sadanduseless.com

    Comforting and yet slightly concerning.

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    Via imgur.com

    Concerning and yet slightly comforting.

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    Via pinterest.com

    Not sure if this is referencing the actual Count Dracula origin story or just talking about someone's old college buddy who drank red punch like a champ.

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    Via pinterest.com

    #FutureLifeGoals

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    Via img.izismile.com

    Says everyone graduating college right now.

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    Via pinterest.com

    Free history lesson.

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    Via pinterest.com

    I would go to every concert.

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    Via pinterest.com

    Sometimes honesty is the best policy. Sometimes it isn't.

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    Via pinterest.com

    And I want to go to a garage saloon. We can both win here.

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    Via pinterest.com

    When your younger cousins ask if they can eat your chocolate bunny at Easter.

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    Via pinterest.com

    Under "Education" on your resume.

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    Via pinterest.com

    I live for the day when this sign is relevant.

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    Via pinterest.com

    When people ask you who you'll be spending the holidays with.

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    Via pinterest.com

    An admission of guilt. (Although they probably only just created two worms.)

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    Via pinterest.com

    More like "The World", though.

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    Via sadanduseless.com

    Self-explanatory.

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    Via amarillo.com

    Hold on it gets better.

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    Via amarillo.com

    Damn it.

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    Via blogger.com

    When your parents tell you to be home by 11.

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    Via tumblr.com

    This one is pretty unsettling.

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    Via tumblr.com

    Did anyone else read that in a creepy child's voice?

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    Via tumblr.com

    This sounds like a middle-school-era Facebook status.

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    Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

    They're called ROLLER COASTERS.

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    Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

    I don't understand this one, and I don't feel that I need to.

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    Via legendsofamerica.com

    Something to tell relatives when they ask what you want to do with your life.

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    Via flickr.com

    This one is just sensible.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    For your online dating profile.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    When you try to write poetry drunk.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    It's big, shiny, and full of worms.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    That is a declaration of war.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    File under: Something a Zombie Might Say?

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    Via flickr.com

    When your vine gets over 15 loops.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    A useful warning sign to put on your bedroom door.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    See, Indiana Jones could have used this one.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    I can just see this quote posted on a picture of a city skyline on someone's tumblr.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    "What are you up to this weekend?"

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    And I play to WIN.

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    Via cdn.acidcow.com

    The first time you pick up a bow and arrow.

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    Via flickr.com

    If you live at a dead end and you don't do this then what is the point.

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    Via flickr.com

    On a side note, if you see a barking snake, run.

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    Via thestohs.wordpress.com

    Is that a threat.

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    Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

    When you find yourself on the weird part of the Internet at 4am.

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    Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

    But most of us would rather you do not bring that spider anywhere near us.

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