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45 Of The Best Fake Signs From "The Dynamite Museum"

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The Dynamite Museum is made up of a series of scattered prank signs erected around the town of Amarillo, Texas. The following are some of the very best.

1.

Finally, the truth.
Via ufunk.net

Finally, the truth.

2.

Comforting and yet slightly concerning.
Via sadanduseless.com

Comforting and yet slightly concerning.

3.

Concerning and yet slightly comforting.
Via imgur.com

Concerning and yet slightly comforting.

4.

Not sure if this is referencing the actual Count Dracula origin story or just talking about someone's old college buddy who drank red punch like a champ.
Via pinterest.com

Not sure if this is referencing the actual Count Dracula origin story or just talking about someone's old college buddy who drank red punch like a champ.

5.

#FutureLifeGoals
Via pinterest.com

#FutureLifeGoals

6.

Says everyone graduating college right now.
Via img.izismile.com

Says everyone graduating college right now.

7.

Free history lesson.
Via pinterest.com

Free history lesson.

8.

I would go to every concert.
Via pinterest.com

I would go to every concert.

9.

Sometimes honesty is the best policy. Sometimes it isn't.
Via pinterest.com

Sometimes honesty is the best policy. Sometimes it isn't.

10.

And I want to go to a garage saloon. We can both win here.
Via pinterest.com

And I want to go to a garage saloon. We can both win here.

11.

When your younger cousins ask if they can eat your chocolate bunny at Easter.
Via pinterest.com

When your younger cousins ask if they can eat your chocolate bunny at Easter.

12.

Under "Education" on your resume.
Via pinterest.com

Under "Education" on your resume.

13.

I live for the day when this sign is relevant.
Via pinterest.com

I live for the day when this sign is relevant.

14.

When people ask you who you'll be spending the holidays with.
Via pinterest.com

When people ask you who you'll be spending the holidays with.

15.

An admission of guilt. (Although they probably only just created two worms.)
Via pinterest.com

An admission of guilt. (Although they probably only just created two worms.)

16.

More like "The World", though.
Via pinterest.com

More like "The World", though.

17.

Self-explanatory.
Via sadanduseless.com

Self-explanatory.

18.

Hold on it gets better.
Via amarillo.com

Hold on it gets better.

19.

Damn it.
Via amarillo.com

Damn it.

20.

When your parents tell you to be home by 11.
Via blogger.com

When your parents tell you to be home by 11.

21.

This one is pretty unsettling.
Via tumblr.com

This one is pretty unsettling.

22.

Did anyone else read that in a creepy child's voice?
Via tumblr.com

Did anyone else read that in a creepy child's voice?

23.

This sounds like a middle-school-era Facebook status.
Via tumblr.com

This sounds like a middle-school-era Facebook status.

24.

They're called ROLLER COASTERS.
Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

They're called ROLLER COASTERS.

25.

I don't understand this one, and I don't feel that I need to.
Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

I don't understand this one, and I don't feel that I need to.

26.

Something to tell relatives when they ask what you want to do with your life.
Via legendsofamerica.com

Something to tell relatives when they ask what you want to do with your life.

27.

This one is just sensible.
Via flickr.com

This one is just sensible.

28.

For your online dating profile.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

For your online dating profile.

29.

When you try to write poetry drunk.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

When you try to write poetry drunk.

30.

It's big, shiny, and full of worms.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

It's big, shiny, and full of worms.

31.

That is a declaration of war.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

That is a declaration of war.

32.

File under: Something a Zombie Might Say?
Via cdn.acidcow.com

File under: Something a Zombie Might Say?

33.

When your vine gets over 15 loops.
Via flickr.com

When your vine gets over 15 loops.

34.

A useful warning sign to put on your bedroom door.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

A useful warning sign to put on your bedroom door.

35.

See, Indiana Jones could have used this one.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

See, Indiana Jones could have used this one.

36.

I can just see this quote posted on a picture of a city skyline on someone's tumblr.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

I can just see this quote posted on a picture of a city skyline on someone's tumblr.

37.

"What are you up to this weekend?"
Via cdn.acidcow.com

"What are you up to this weekend?"

38.

And I play to WIN.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

And I play to WIN.

39.

The first time you pick up a bow and arrow.
Via cdn.acidcow.com

The first time you pick up a bow and arrow.

40.

If you live at a dead end and you don't do this then what is the point.
Via flickr.com

If you live at a dead end and you don't do this then what is the point.

41.

On a side note, if you see a barking snake, run.
Via flickr.com

On a side note, if you see a barking snake, run.

42.

Is that a threat.
Via thestohs.wordpress.com

Is that a threat.

43.

When you find yourself on the weird part of the Internet at 4am.
Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

When you find yourself on the weird part of the Internet at 4am.

44.

But most of us would rather you do not bring that spider anywhere near us.
Via cdn77.sadanduseless.com

But most of us would rather you do not bring that spider anywhere near us.

45.

Same.

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