You think indoor plumbing is overrated.You can go a day without showering and feel OK about yourself.Maybe even a few days.Also, you hate what shampoo does to your hair.And B.O. doesn’t bother you THAT much.You also aren’t afraid to skimp on deodorant and go au naturel.Also, brushing your teeth is overrated.You wouldn’t mind hunting for your food, if you got the chance.In a perfect world, you would throw out your microwave.And get rid of your oven.And toss out your refrigerator.That’s because you like your food FRESH.You know that the best way to stay warm isn’t central heating.It’s cuddling with a ~special someone.~You also wouldn’t mind that much if you didn’t have air conditioning.That’s because you would LOVE to carry a fancy fan around.You agree with the statement “Beauty is pain.”Also, sometimes fashion hurts.You’re perfectly comfortable undergoing some degree of pain to look good.Also, you LOVE vintage clothing.You prefer to bike to work.Or walk. Walking to work is good.If you don’t already do either of the former, you would prefer it to driving or mass transit.You have a random skill that is actually very useful.You have SEVERAL random skills that are actually very useful.Like, maybe you can sew.Or you can chop wood.You’re over planes.And trains.But most of all, automobiles.But, a horse sounds pretty cool.Especially if it is drawing a carriage.Or a chariot.You don’t have Facebook, or wouldn’t be totally lost if you gave it up.When you use Instagram, you love to throw it WAY back for #TBT.You wouldn’t be totally lost if you had to give up your cell phone.And come to think of it, losing your email wouldn’t be the end of the world.Also, maybe you would be a little more productive if you didn’t have to take so many BuzzFeed quizzes.Sometimes, you are confused by the language that kids are using these days.You really just wish everyone could speak the PROPER way and not use some crazy slang.You believe book smarts beat street smarts.You like your coffee hot.Your meat rare.And your pizza NOT from some icky take-out place.But most important, everything ORGANIC.You are OVER bottled water because it is so wasteful.You’d prefer to live in a castle.Or a chateau.Or a palace.Or even a quaint country cottage.You don’t get seasick.And your immune system is pretty stellar.As is your eyesight.If you had to defend yourself in combat, you’d be able to.Maybe with a sword.Or a bow and arrow.Or a well-timed punch.You hate sitting around at an office job.You hate sitting around in traffic.You hate sitting around in class.Basically, you hate sitting around.You enjoy the outdoors.And don’t mind waking up early for the sunrise.A good portrait will always beat a selfie.A real book will always beat a Kindle.Live music will always beat Spotify.A good poem will always beat a good tweet.A real magazine will always beat the digital version.A good play will always beat Netflix.A regal ball will always beat the hottest nightclub.And most important, a hug will always beat a Facebook like.Maybe, just maybe, you’ve thought 2014 isn’t the right year for you.
What Period In History Do You Actually Belong In?
You're in 2014, right where you belong! You're plugged in and all about a fast-paced lifestyle. You're hip, modern, and trendy, and can't wait for what tomorrow brings. After all, you're always looking forward, not back, because that's the direction you're heading.
You belong in 1960s London! You're mod, hip, and most of all, GROOVY, baby. You're always on the pulse of music, fashion, and culture, and know that 2014 can't compare to the time of Twiggy and The Beatles. So get back!
You belong in Edwardian England! You're all about a posh lifestyle and the finer things in life, because you know REAL culture doesn't involve Facebook and Twitter. You like to keep things classy and comfortable, and a shift to the Old World a few decades back would suit you well.
You actually belong in Bohemian Paris! You're creative and a hopeless romantic. Passion and company with your friends are more important to you than the latest smartphone. You wouldn't just survive with the creative minds in turn-of-the-century Paris — You would THRIVE.
You actually belong in the Wild, Wild West! Strap on your cowboy boots or couture saloon outfit and hop in the saddle, because you don't belong in 2014. You belong with the rattlesnakes and tumbleweeds. Sure, there won't be Wi-Fi — but you'll get over it!
You totally belong in Revolutionary France! That's because you're hip, brash, and a bit of a revolutionary. Freedom and expression are what matter to you, not having the coolest car or the biggest house. You're a go-getter and would shine in the turmoil of Paris. Just watch out for the guillotines!
You really belong in Renaissance Italy! You're ambitious, creative, and a trendsetter who looks to the past to build toward the future. Michelangelo and da Vinci better watch out, because you are more than capable of giving them a run for their money!
You totally belong in Medieval Europe! You're rough, you're tough, and you're a straight-up badass. You could be a knight or royalty, because you are cut out to make your mark in the Middle Ages. Yeah, you might miss a hot shower every now and then, but with your confident attitude, you'll do more than fine. Now put on your suit of armor and get ready to go!
You really belong in the Incan Empire! You're eccentric but motivated. You want to reach the top, but on your terms. You should be running the show and then some. You've got the style and personality to do it in the glitz and glamor of Central America!
You're MADE for Imperial China because you can accomplish great things with your mind and your hands, and not just a computer. You're pretty hardcore, but you also appreciate a real human connection. You were made to make your mark on human history, so be ready to act as swift as a coursing river and with the strength of a great typhoon!
You belong way, way back in Ancient Greece! You're classic but also an innovator, always setting a new trend. You're pretty much setting the bar for the rest of human history, but you are more than cut out for the task. Now put on that toga and get to work!