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    Posted on May 10, 2017

    This Video Of A Clam Spitting Will Have You Screaming "THE OCEAN IS FUCKED UP!"

    What the shell did I just see?!

    2017 is wild, so I guarantee that the craziest thing you'll see on the internet today is this weird-ass video of a clam (it may be a geoduck, I'm not Jacques fucking Cousteau) digging into the sand and then spitting out (peeing? pooping? IDK!) a bunch of mud, or your money back.*


    *Joke's on you, because you didn't pay to read this article!

    Anyway, without further ado, here it is:

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    Let's break this thing down, play-by-play. First the shellfish does this little Meghan Trainor shimmy to get into the sand. It's kind of weird, kind of cute.

    Then it goes fucking IN.

    Like that is deep penetration.

    And then, I *promise* you're not ready for it...BUT HERE IT IS. WHAT IS THAT IT'S SPITTING OUT?! Is it pooping? Peeing? Spitting? Whatever it is, it's WILD.

    And then the shellfish goes on its merry way while all of our collective jaws are on the ground.

    This is all of us after watching this mollusk video, completely shooketh:


    If you're a clam expert, we'd love to know what's going on here! Let us know in the comments below.