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26 Secrets People Who Hate Everyone Won't Tell You

We probably don't like you.

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9. We have to indulge in at least one alcoholic beverage every day. It's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution for putting up with everyone.


16. Our one true dream is a checkout line for people like us who have their shit together.

If only, if only.


20. We wear headphones not just to listen to music but also so people will stop bothering us with their onslaught of annoying questions.

We have to cover up because you won't shut up.

22. We're actually capable of love, but there is no one we'll ever love more than ourselves.

I mean, can you blame us?

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