On Friday, the Philadelphia Zoo welcomed the newest member of its family to the world: a baby western lowland gorilla! Cute, right?
Baby gorilla makes debut at Philadelphia Zoo; naming contest to come. https://t.co/hLzWC1fUAK
But because 2016 is a messy burning turd of a year, the zoo plans on asking the public to name the little bundle of joy. Remember any other gorilla-related news from earlier this year that might influence the wonderful people of the internet in their naming choices?
Mercury is in retrograde, ladies and gentlemen, so you know where this is going...
This...
...is...
...why...
...we...
...can't...
...have...
...nice...
...things.
Never change, fellow internet surfers.
