7. Thou shalt always remember who the HBIC (Head Bro In Charge) is.
10. Thou shalt be really, really invested in sports. Addicted, even.
13. Thou shalt go hard on St. Paddy’s Day. It is a religious holiday, after all.
14. Thou shalt visit the Big House if thou studieth abroad in Europe.
15. Thou shalt have an entire wardrobe of custom T-shirts from all the retreats, games, and campus events you attend.
18. Thou shalt go on a service trip, whether it is local, within the U.S., or international.
19. Thou shalt really, really love thy mother. Call her frequently. Actually, you should probably call her right now.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 🍎💪