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24 Things Every Hardcore Starbucks Addict Knows To Be True

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1. You know there's a big difference between being late for something and being late for something because you were at Starbucks.

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And you've been guilty of the latter more times than you care to admit: "Sorry I'm late! But the line was out the door at Starbucks and this one woman had an order for like 12 people."

4. You've also developed enough of a relationship with your baristas that they'll upgrade your order or make sure that you're getting the freshest coffee to drink.

Face it, you see them more often than your siblings.

5. When you're forced to order coffee from somewhere that isn't Starbucks, you've definitely made the mistake of ordering something as "tall," "grande," or "venti."

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Having to order in sizes like "small," "medium," and "large" is so pedestrian.

7. ...but you ALSO get irrationally excited when the store gets decked out for the holidays.

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Nothing gets you more into the Christmas spirit than seeing the store dressed up like a winter wonderland.

8. You know that there is no REAL secret menu, but if you ask nicely, your barista will make any drink with any combination of ingredients.

10. If you could have one wish come true, it would be a separate line for all the customers who wait until they're at the cashier to decide on their drink order.

11. You think people who order a tall are amateurs, and a grande isn't much better. Real Starbucks addicts are strictly here for ventis, or even *gasp* trentas.

12. And you know the only thing worse than ordering a tall at Starbucks is ordering a Frappuccino, because Frappuccinos are for middle schoolers and Britney Spears.

13. Nothing in the world annoys you more than when someone can't grasp the concept that a "tall" is in fact the smallest standard beverage size on the menu.

15. Whenever you're on a road trip, you map out where you're stopping for Starbucks ahead of time.

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"FYI: I am letting everyone know we need to detour for like 20 minutes in order to get to the nearest Starbucks."

18. Even if you own a coffee machine or there is one at work, you STILL need to make a daily trip to the promised land (aka Starbucks)...

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Let's face it, nothing tastes as good or as satisfying as having your barista pour you a fresh cup of your favorite drink.

19. ...and that means a significant percentage of your income goes right to Starbucks.

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You've probably joked "I should own stock in this company since I'm here so much" more than once.

22. It doesn't faze you when the area with milk and sugar needs to be restocked, because you know all the goodies are underneath the counter.

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Or if you're tight with the baristas, they'll quickly get you what you need without you even asking them.

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