In perhaps the least surprising news ever, US swimmer Ryan Lochte is embroiled in some ~messy drama~ with the Brazilian government after he claimed he and three of his teammates were robbed at gunpoint in Rio over the weekend.
Naturally, people on the internet had a field day with the developing story:
1.First, there was this truth:
2.And then this "exclusive footage" of the swimmer fleeing South America:
3.Here's what people thought Lochte pictured Rio to be before he visited:
4.And the fact he's basically a stereotype of himself at this point:
5.Which leads us to this:
6.Maybe Lochte is a criminal mastermind:
7.Crazier things have happened:
8.People are already calling for TV adaptations:
9.Or maybe a movie:
10.Actually, this SOUNDS like a movie we know:
11.Others questioned why he would not be telling the truth:
12.Some called for government intervention:
13.People were just living for the ~drama~:
14.Important questions were asked:
15.So someone had this genius idea:
16.And naturally, our favorite late gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo had to get involved:
Alright, let's wrap this thing up in the only way we really could: