1. "Should I go running today?"
2. "What should I wear on my run?"
3. "Should I poop before I run?"
You better make the best bowel decision.
4. "OMG nooooo is that a cramp coming on?"
5. "Ughhhhh how much further do I have to run?"
6. "What, I've only been running for 15 minutes?"
7. "Wait, should I get new running shoes?"
8. "Why do I feel like crap today?"
9. "Can I squeeze in a run today?"
10. "Wow I'm going to stuff myself silly after this run, aren't I?"
11. "Why am I so sweaty?"
12. "Why do my feet look so gross?"
13. "How bad do I smell?"
14. "Where should I shoot my snot rocket?"
15. "How do I get this water in my mouth without spilling it all over myself?"
16. "What route should I take today?"
17. "OMG is that total hottie checking me out? How gross do I look?"
18. "Blood???"
19. "Did I just pull something?"
20. "Snow? Should I skip my run today?"
21. "Will that person in front of me get out of the WAY?"
