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When Paris Hilton was more environmental than you wish you ever could be:
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When they proved they understood the English language better than anyone:
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When Nicole desperately needed to borrow a quarter:
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When Paris wasn't afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions:
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When they decided being broke was sexy:
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When they had a run-in with the law:
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When they were shady as hell:
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When Nicole put all other psychics to shame:
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When they were received less-than-enthusiastically at a retirement home but DGAF:
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When Nicole inspired us all with her words:
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When Paris decided being fashionable came ahead of being athletic:
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When Paris needed some serious help with directions:
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When Nicole demanded a proper fashion show:
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When Nicole made an important inquiry about Mexican food:
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And when she was in a charitable mood. Mother Teresa WISHES:
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When Paris took pity upon her employed friends:
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When Paris wasn't afraid to provide critical feedback:
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And finally, when Paris offered these sage words of advice to her younger housemate:
