The reviews are IN for Justice League and let's just say things don't exactly look SUPER. While audiences seem to be enjoying it, the film currently sits at 39% "rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes.
Between D.C., Marvel, and other assorted comic book movies, we've seen enough superheroes and villains pummel the shit out of each other. I say it's time we throw out Batman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of the gang and start things fresh. Luckily, the internet has some ideas of who to bring in.
1. The ladies from Big Little Lies
Nothing but respect for my Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Because Laura Dern. Next question.
2. Britney Spears, Beyoncé, and Pink from that Pepsi commercial
Nothing but respect for MY justice league
Why they're better than the current Justice League: How many Grammys does the Justice League have? Zero. These ladies have 24. Wonder Woman can stay though — her outfit matches.
3. Sonia Sotomayor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Elena Kagan
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Way better uniforms.
4. The Spice Girls
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: They already have better super hero names.
5. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League.
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Who needs super powers when you have throwing wine?
6. The Golden Girls
Nothing but respect for MY justice league
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Way better hair (sorry, Aquaman).
7. The cast of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 2
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: For the last time girls...they WON'T fuck it up.
8. The McNuggets
Nothing but respect for my Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: They're deep-fried. Are any of the current members of the Justice League deep-fried? No.
9. The Baby-Sitters Club
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League.
Why they're better than the current Justice League: None of them are Ben Affleck.
10. The Muses from Hercules
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League #JusticeLeague
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Actually can carry a tune.
11. The Pussycat Dolls
Nothing but respect for my Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Better choreo.
12. The ladies from Desperate Housewives
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League
Why they're better than the current Justice League: More gowns.
13. The girls from Dua Lipa's "New Rules" music video
nothing but respect for MY justice league
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Because they won't pick up the phone.
14. The Plastics
Nothing but respect for MY Justice League!
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Coordinating pink superhero costumes on Wednesdays.
15. The Rugrats
Nothing but respect for my Justice League.
Why they're better than the current Justice League: Because this superhero team could actually pass the Bechdel Test.
16. International Justice League of Super Acquaintances
nothing but respect for MY justice league
Why they're better than the current Justice League: IDK, if the fate of the planet was on the line, I'd trust these guys over Batman and co.
OK HOLLYWOOD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
