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It's Time Loud Chewers Were Banished To The Ends Of The Earth

Food is meant to be swallowed, not heard.

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After all, you KNOW loud chewers will chew with their mouths open, and won't give a damn that you can see the chicken parm mushing around in their mouth. Do your eyes or ears hurt more? DOES IT EVEN MATTER?

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Loud chewers are NEVER acceptable. But the assault on your aural senses is most egregious in these sacred spaces. Like, we know you want to get all Katniss on the chick noshing on popcorn in front of you at The Hunger Games.

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