How Single Are You Actually?

One isn’t always the loneliest number.

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  1. Check off all the statements that apply to you!
    1. I’ve had Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
    2. I have consumed an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s in one sitting.
    3. I have eaten Nutella by the spoonful.
    4. I have eaten peanut butter by the spoonful.
    5. I have eaten a cupcake in one bite.
    6. I have had a bottle of wine to myself.
    7. I own a Snuggie.
    8. I have a Netflix account.
    9. I watch Netflix on a weekly basis.
    10. I watch Netflix on a nightly basis.
    11. I have stayed in to watch Netflix on a Friday night instead of going out.
    12. My Netflix knows me better than I know myself.
    13. I own a cat.
    14. I own more than one cat.
    15. I haven’t showered today.
    16. I haven’t showered in the past two days.
    17. I haven’t brushed my teeth today.
    18. I haven’t done my laundry in two weeks.
    19. I haven’t done my laundry in a month.
    20. I can’t remember the last time I did my laundry.
    21. I talk to myself sometimes.
    22. I talk to myself A LOT.
    23. I haven’t put on deodorant today.
    24. I just smelled my armpit, and it wasn’t pleasant.
    25. My mom frequently asks if I am seeing anyone.
    26. My mom frequently asks when I am getting married.
    27. My mom frequently brings up grandkids.
    28. I hate Valentine’s Day.
    29. I have stalked someone I am interested in on Facebook.
    30. I have stalked someone I am interested in on Twitter.
    31. I have stalked someone I am interested in on Instagram.
    32. I am on Tinder.
    33. I am on OKCupid.
    34. I have not been on a date in the last week.
    35. I have not been on a date in the last month.
    36. I have not been on a date in the last year.
    37. I can’t remember the last time I have been on a date.
    38. I have never been on a date.
    39. I find myself fantasizing about fictional characters.
    40. I enjoy “The Lord of the Rings.”
    41. I have not had sex in the last week.
    42. I have not had sex in the last month.
    43. I have not had sex in the last year.
    44. I am looking for “The One.”
    45. I am just LOOKING.
    46. I don’t have a gym membership.
    47. I have been the “third wheel.”
    48. I have pooped someplace other than my home in the past year.
    49. I have pooped at my job.
    50. I have burped in the presence of another human being.
    51. I have farted in the presence of another human being.
    52. I enjoy Young Adult fiction.
    53. I enjoy the “Harry Potter” series.
    54. I listen to Taylor Swift.
    55. I own a pair of sweatpants.
    56. I have worn a pair of sweatpants in the last week.
    57. Mac n’ cheese is a staple of my diet.
    58. I own a body pillow.
    59. I frequently bring up the benefits of being single, like “freedom” and “independence.”
    60. People have mistaken the person next to you for your S.O. at parties.
    61. I frequently use the word “ugh.”
    62. I have eaten pizza in the last week.
    63. I have eaten pizza in the last month.
    64. I have eaten pizza in the last year.
    65. I have gotten food on my shirt before.
    66. I have gotten food on my shirt before, and done nothing about it.
    67. I have been told I am a “catch.”
    68. I have attended a wedding alone.
    69. I have binge-watched a television show.
    70. I have thought about having kids.
    71. I have fantasized about someone I am not dating.
    72. I have an office crush.
    73. I have a crush on someone who delivers/makes my food.
    74. I have masturbated in the past week.
    75. I have masturbated in the past month.
    76. I masturbate too much.
    77. I have eaten at a restaurant alone.
    78. I tell myself I am focusing on my job/career right now.
    79. I enjoy rom-coms.
    80. I have been to a bar alone.
    81. I enjoy listening to Adele.
    82. I enjoy watching “The Notebook.”
    83. I enjoy watching “Love Actually.”
    84. “Single Ladies” is my jam.
    85. People frequently tell me there is someone out there for me.
    86. I live alone.
    87. People tell me I am too picky.
    88. I really am too picky.
    89. I will laugh at someone’s joke, even if it isn’t funny, because I am attracted to them.
    90. I relate to Mindy Kaling.
    91. I relate to Tina Fey.
    92. I like Jennifer Lawrence.
    93. I like Beyonce.
    94. I live in a city.
    95. I usually don’t cook for myself.
    96. I sing in the shower.
    97. I do yoga.
    98. I drink Diet Coke.
    99. I sometimes wonder if I will die alone.
    100. I have taken a quiz to determine how single I am.

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