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How Single Are You Actually?

One isn't always the loneliest number.

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  1. Check off all the statements that apply to you!

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    I've had Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
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    I have consumed an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's in one sitting.
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    I have eaten Nutella by the spoonful.
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    I have eaten peanut butter by the spoonful.
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    I have eaten a cupcake in one bite.
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    I have had a bottle of wine to myself.
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    I own a Snuggie.
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    I have a Netflix account.
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    I watch Netflix on a weekly basis.
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    I watch Netflix on a nightly basis.
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    I have stayed in to watch Netflix on a Friday night instead of going out.
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    My Netflix knows me better than I know myself.
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    I own a cat.
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    I own more than one cat.
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    I haven't showered today.
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    I haven't showered in the past two days.
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    I haven't brushed my teeth today.
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    I haven't done my laundry in two weeks.
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    I haven't done my laundry in a month.
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    I can't remember the last time I did my laundry.
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    I talk to myself sometimes.
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    I talk to myself A LOT.
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    I haven't put on deodorant today.
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    I just smelled my armpit, and it wasn't pleasant.
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    My mom frequently asks if I am seeing anyone.
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    My mom frequently asks when I am getting married.
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    My mom frequently brings up grandkids.
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    I hate Valentine's Day.
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    I have stalked someone I am interested in on Facebook.
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    I have stalked someone I am interested in on Twitter.
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    I have stalked someone I am interested in on Instagram.
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    I am on Tinder.
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    I am on OKCupid.
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    I have not been on a date in the last week.
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    I have not been on a date in the last month.
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    I have not been on a date in the last year.
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    I can't remember the last time I have been on a date.
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    I have never been on a date.
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    I find myself fantasizing about fictional characters.
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    I enjoy "The Lord of the Rings."
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    I have not had sex in the last week.
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    I have not had sex in the last month.
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    I have not had sex in the last year.
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    I am looking for "The One."
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    I am just LOOKING.
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    I don't have a gym membership.
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    I have been the "third wheel."
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    I have pooped someplace other than my home in the past year.
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    I have pooped at my job.
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    I have burped in the presence of another human being.
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    I have farted in the presence of another human being.
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    I enjoy Young Adult fiction.
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    I enjoy the "Harry Potter" series.
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    I listen to Taylor Swift.
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    I own a pair of sweatpants.
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    I have worn a pair of sweatpants in the last week.
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    Mac n' cheese is a staple of my diet.
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    I own a body pillow.
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    I frequently bring up the benefits of being single, like "freedom" and "independence."
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    People have mistaken the person next to you for your S.O. at parties.
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    I frequently use the word "ugh."
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    I have eaten pizza in the last week.
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    I have eaten pizza in the last month.
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    I have eaten pizza in the last year.
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    I have gotten food on my shirt before.
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    I have gotten food on my shirt before, and done nothing about it.
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    I have been told I am a "catch."
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    I have attended a wedding alone.
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    I have binge-watched a television show.
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    I have thought about having kids.
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    I have fantasized about someone I am not dating.
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    I have an office crush.
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    I have a crush on someone who delivers/makes my food.
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    I have masturbated in the past week.
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    I have masturbated in the past month.
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    I masturbate too much.
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    I have eaten at a restaurant alone.
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    I tell myself I am focusing on my job/career right now.
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    I enjoy rom-coms.
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    I have been to a bar alone.
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    I enjoy listening to Adele.
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    I enjoy watching "The Notebook."
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    I enjoy watching "Love Actually."
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    "Single Ladies" is my jam.
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    People frequently tell me there is someone out there for me.
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    I live alone.
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    People tell me I am too picky.
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    I really am too picky.
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    I will laugh at someone's joke, even if it isn't funny, because I am attracted to them.
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    I relate to Mindy Kaling.
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    I relate to Tina Fey.
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    I like Jennifer Lawrence.
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    I like Beyonce.
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    I live in a city.
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    I usually don't cook for myself.
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    I sing in the shower.
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    I do yoga.
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    I drink Diet Coke.
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    I sometimes wonder if I will die alone.
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    I have taken a quiz to determine how single I am.
 
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