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I’m not even going to Coachella yet because of social media I feel stressed to work out more and get a burlap crop top from free people and buy eco friendly body glitter
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Thank everyone at Coachella for spending all of their hard earned money so that we can watch it on YouTube
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What is Coachella and can I put it on toast.
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Coachella except it’s Spotify playing at a moderate volume in a temperature controlled room while you sit down comfortably
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I'd rather let Wesley Snipes file my taxes than go to Coachella.
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it’s like Vanessa Hudges just hibernates and wakes up only during Coachella
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I’d still rather take a 6 am flight into a Minneapolis blizzard than attend Coachella
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Wake me up, when Coachella ends.
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Can't believe they shut down Coachella, put up a large screen and are just showing Amadeus
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if you woke up this morning feeling kinda down just remember, things could be worse. you could be at coachella.
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I’d be into Coachella if it were less “musicians” and more “actresses in their fifties performing monologues about how there’s nothing in their marriage left to save.”
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so sweet of coachella to host a festival at beyoncé’s concert
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people who wear heels all day at coachella are stronger than the us military
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What if we didn’t let the people at Coachella back into LA?
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me, while watching insta stories of coachella: i can't wait to get abs and be annoying about it
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Im on Tinder pretending im at Coachella cuz im bored
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why go to Coachella when you can go to MozzaRella, a festival i just invented where you sit inside and try not to get deep fried cheese grease on your underwear
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When you’re from Coachella but not at #Coachella18 😂
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Coachella looks like the kind of event that's lit for IG photos but only really nice for the ppl who do drugs