First, some music to ~set the mood.~
This is Calvin Harris. He's a part-time Scottish DJ, and a full-time stone-cold fox.
It's readily apparent to anyone with two eyes that Calvin is a handsome fella.
Sure, he cleans up nice. And his facial hair game is on point. And his green eyes will pierce your soul. But it wasn't clear how "talented" he was... until he recently undertook the Ice Bucket Challenge.
So THIS is what a diet of haggis will do for you.
Look at how toned those arms are from spinning so many records.
*hums "We Found Love"*
