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When you look at her resumé and you realize Ina could be running the country:
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Seriously, what CAN'T she do?!
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When you hear those tinkling piano keys, and you suddenly have the urge to twerk a little:
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And this drinking game for the show that might actually cause alcohol poisoning:
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This way-too-accurate description of Ina's taste:
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Proof that other gay icons out there better watch their backs, because Ina is coming:
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When you're watching the show and you hear exactly what you want:
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This Barefoot Contessa-inspired "steal her look":
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Proof that Ina is the only gay ally we need:
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And this goal which is now at the top of my bucket list:
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But if you can’t become one of Ina’s gays, then this will do just fine:
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This way-too-accurate scenario, as described by Ina:
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When you start to describe your life in Ina Garten recipes:
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Or when you think about how ridiculous her ingredients can make you feel:
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Seriously, she's bougie AF:
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Although...what do we have here?!
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But then you realize no one could ever be on Ina's level:
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When you want Ina to serve a little more sass:
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And finally, when you kind of wish these imaginary Barefoot Contessa quotes were real:
