There Is No Wrong Time To Listen To "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

SLEIGH IT, MARIAH!!!

Hey y'all. Let's take a seat, and talk about some important holiday-related news: No matter the time of year, it's perfectly acceptable to listen to Mariah Carey's Christmas classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You."

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First of all, let's cut the crap and queue up the Elusive Chanteuse, because y'all need some Christmas spirit in your lives right now.

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It's a widely known fact that aside from the fact you're celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is the absolute best part of Christmas.

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Forget the presents, decorating your tree, and stuffing stockings. Mimi is where it's at.

But like Chipotle charging extra for guac, it's #PROBLEMATIC that we're expected to wait until AFTER Thanksgiving to start listening to Mariah's iqoniq jam, and then we have to shut it off come December 26.

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Some years — like this year! — that means you have less than a calendar month where it's "acceptable" to rock out to "All I Want For Christmas Is You." BLASPHEMY!

Now I know what you're saying — "I barely have time to carve out a rotting jack-o'-lantern and avoid helping clean up Thanksgiving dinner, let alone listen to Christmas music." But consider the alternative!

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"All I Want For Christmas Is You" isn't just an epic Christmas song...IT'S ONE OF THE BEST DAMN SONGS EVER RECORDED IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!

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But imagine a world in which you could only listen to Britney, or Gaga, or Taylor one month out of the year.

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People would revolt in the streets! Society as we know it would crumble! The world would BURN!!!

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I DEMAND ACTION! "All I Want For Christmas Is You" should be held to the same standard...and it would be doing a disservice to Mariah if we didn't listen to it year-round!

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So if you have a Christmas-tree sized hole in your running playlist...

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...or a reindeer-sized hole in your spring break roadtrip playlist...

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...or even a snowman-sized hole in your summer pool party playlist, you probably should slip in some "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Go ahead, do it.

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So, in summation...

🎅🎄I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need...🎄🎅

🎅🎄I don't care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree...🎄🎅

🎅🎄I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know...🎄🎅

🎅🎄Make my wish come true, all I want for you...IS TO LISTEN TO "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" ALL YEAR ROUND!!!🎄🎅

No matter the date on the calendar, Miss Mariah Carey has given you her blessing to listen.

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'Tis ALWAYS the season, y'all!

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