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These are not family-friendly tweets!
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Or to be more accurate, NSFL (not safe for life):
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That doesn't mean they aren't funny!
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That doesn't mean they aren't true!
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But you WILL pray for forgiveness for laughing at them:
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There...are no words:
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The internet is WILD, y'all:
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Did Al Gore have this in mind when he invented it?
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*Rinses eyes with holy water*:
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*Clears browser history*:
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*Screams into the abyss*:
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Now back to your regularly scheduled programming: