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    Feb 2, 2015

    19 Things All Runners Would Never Say

    Lace up those sneakers and race through this post!

    1. "I don't have enough time to run today."

    Nike
    Nike

    You would MAKE time to run, TBH.

    2. "I prefer to run on a treadmill."

    Warner Brothers

    Get out of here. The gym, that is.

    3. "Running is soooooo boring."

    Paramount

    Get your best playlist, pick your favorite route, and you'll be jamming out like a rockstar — and a fast one at that!

    4. "It's too cold/wet/hot outside to run today."

    5. "I'm not a morning person."

    6. "It doesn't bother me when someone in front of me is running slow..."

    Marvel

    MOVE MOVE MOVE.

    7. "... or if there is a pedestrian in my way."

    8. "I don't sweat a lot."

    9. "I've never gotten a blister."

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    How have your toes not fallen off yet?

    10. "I can run in pretty much any pair of sneakers."

    11. "Running isn't a contact sport."

    Pixar

    OK, so you're not tackling anyone. But you've earned your share of bumps, scrapes, and bruises along the way.

    12. "Cramping doesn't bother me that much."

    ABC

    You can try and run through it... BUT IT HURTS SO DAMN MUCH.

    13. "I have great feet..."

    14. "... and no tan lines to speak of."

    15. "I've never had to go to the bathroom while on a run."

    You've become pretty damn good at holding it in, though.

    16. "I'm not hungry."

    Nickelodeon

    You actually want ALL the foods.

    17. "I'd rather work out in a gym."

    Nike
    Nike

    And miss out on the sunshine and fresh air? Not a chance.

    18. "I'm not competitive."

    19. "I hate running."

    Baby, you were born to run!

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