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19 Things All Runners Would Never Say

Lace up those sneakers and race through this post!

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4. "It's too cold/wet/hot outside to run today."

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5. "I'm not a morning person."

What, like you were gonna sleep in?

8. "I don't sweat a lot."

Well, technically, you glisten.

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10. "I can run in pretty much any pair of sneakers."

They're your secret weapon, so you choose accordingly. I'm a Nike guy.

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13. "I have great feet..."

Yeah, you're gonna want to avoid flip-flops.

14. "... and no tan lines to speak of."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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18. "I'm not competitive."

Remember, you're a runner, not a jogger.