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1. What about that time Trumpneto used his tiny hand to chuck a bridge about.
2. Aided by his wiley accomplice, Mystitrump.
3. "Born to be a king, I ask one thing in return: a front seat to watch Earth burn."
4. "It sure is difficult to build 1,000 miles of wall with just two hands," mused Doctor Octotrump.
5. Before getting distracted by claims his hair may be fake...
6. ...and about the size of Trump Tower.
7. "Fear is more effective than willpower," Sinestrump cheerfully informed the crowd.
8. "If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American."
9. "What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it's the voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! That's not what they really said."
10. "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!"
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