7 Utterly Compelling Reasons To Start Drinking Right Now

I can't even deal any more.

1. Goblin Sharks are real and the chances are they're coming for you.

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2. This is completely irredeemable.

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3. Please God no.

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4. Did not think this through.

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5. I want to know who made this so I can find them and destroy them.

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6. Shots, anyone?

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7. This joker's in charge of the country. Again.

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David Cameron, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, at his press conference during the 37th G8 summit in Deauville, France.