22 Things People With Anosmia Are Sick Of Hearing

It means we can't smell. No, not even gone off milk. Nope, not that either. No, nor that.

1. Can you seriously not smell?

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No.

2. Not even a little bit?

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nope.

3. You have got to be kidding?!

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Why is this such a difficult concept for you? NO. SENSE. OF. SMELL.

4. I smell Bullshit!

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I don't.

5. What about coffee? Can you smell coffee?

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

6. So you cant even smell pizzaaa?

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Ugh. Nope.

7. NOT EVEN CHOCOLATE?

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...

8. So what happens if there is a gas leak?

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I die.

9. Here smell this milk. Its a week old. Can you smell it? CAN YOU?

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Dude, why do you even HAVE off milk?

10. Wait, so can you even TASTE food?

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Err, sometimes... not always...

11. What about really spicy food?

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The stronger the taste, the more I can taste. So, spicy food is LOVE.

12. So what food can't you taste?

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It's a long list. Let's not get into that now.

13. What about glue? You could totally get high and not know!

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AHAHAHA THAT HAS DEFINITELY NEVER EVER HAPPENED. NOPE. NEVER. NOT AT ALL. AHAHA. NOPEY NOPEY NOPE.

Moving on...

14. Well, it could be worse, you could be blind!

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Are you trying to make me feel better? Because you're not.

15. So, how do you know if you stink?

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I don't. But you do find out who your real friends are pretty quick by asking them to do a 'smell check'.

16. What about my perfume? sniff me! go on, try!

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Aaaaaannnd we are back to this again.

17. What if you date someone with realllly bad BO?

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Once again, true friends make themselves known.

18. LOL, Just farted, but you don't mind because you can't smell it! AHAHAHA!!

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Of course, because manners no longer exist in my scent-less world.

19. You are so lucky, you don't get hay fever!

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Sadly there is no connection, I still get THE WORST hay fever and I can't even smell the flowers beforehand. That's not to say this is true for everyone, but definitely some of us...

20. So how did you lose your sense of smell?

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No idea, I don't recall ever having a sense of smell. Some people are born without it, some people may lose it through head injuries or even brain traumas.

21. Oh Wait,Wait, Wait. What about Christmas dinner? Or fresh bread?? Or cakes baking???

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

22. Not even Fish???

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no.