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31 Undervalued 2015 Tweets From SNL Writer Chris Kelly.

You most certainly missed them and you most certainly deserve to see them.

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Thrilled to announce that my hair is at its peak today! Its the exact perfect distance from having had a haircut and needing a haircut.

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Thrilled to announce that my hair is at its peak today! Its the exact perfect distance from having had a haircut and needing a haircut.

4:06 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Sam Smith: "[sings entirety of 'Stay With Me']" Other Guy: "Okay, no offense but now I'm def leaving."

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Sam Smith: "[sings entirety of 'Stay With Me']"

Other Guy: "Okay, no offense but now I'm def leaving."

9:04 AM - 21 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

restaurant idea: bare bulbs everywhere and so-so food

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restaurant idea: bare bulbs everywhere and so-so food

4:53 PM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

Okay, not to hate, but 90% of these girls on "The Bachelor" have 8th place face.

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Okay, not to hate, but 90% of these girls on "The Bachelor" have 8th place face.

3:27 PM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"Aww, poor Beyonce," he thought, sitting on the toilet in his tiny rented apartment waiting 10 minutes for his showers hot water to kick in.

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"Aww, poor Beyonce," he thought, sitting on the toilet in his tiny rented apartment waiting 10 minutes for his showers hot water to kick in.

3:50 AM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

Every Grammys is just treading water until Adele is back.

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Every Grammys is just treading water until Adele is back.

1:26 PM - 09 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

.@OfficialAdele whats going on hurry up

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If you work hard and train every day, you too may one day play violin behind Ariana Grande.

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If you work hard and train every day, you too may one day play violin behind Ariana Grande.

12:54 PM - 09 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Two Sad Ideas For Lifetime Movies: 1) An entire family dies of cancer on the same day. 2) A woman tweets at a celebrity "its my birthday."

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Two Sad Ideas For Lifetime Movies: 1) An entire family dies of cancer on the same day. 2) A woman tweets at a celebrity "its my birthday."

8:56 AM - 08 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Just got a Twitter alert on my phone that said "You haven't tweeted about that Brian Williams thing yet."

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Just got a Twitter alert on my phone that said "You haven't tweeted about that Brian Williams thing yet."

4:32 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

I can just tell your baby is gonna grow up and make such great web content.

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I can just tell your baby is gonna grow up and make such great web content.

11:13 AM - 04 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

There are two types of moms on TV: overbearing moms who tuck their daughter's hair behind her ear without asking, and dead ones.

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There are two types of moms on TV: overbearing moms who tuck their daughter's hair behind her ear without asking, and dead ones.

10:56 AM - 04 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

When my time comes, I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Or be strangled to death by Jamie Dornan.

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When my time comes, I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Or be strangled to death by Jamie Dornan.

11:36 AM - 01 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it’s wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it.

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I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it’s wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it.

7:31 AM - 31 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

ask your doctor before using "yas!!!!" in a text

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ask your doctor before using "yas!!!!" in a text

3:57 PM - 30 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

I'm an "American Sniper glorified a lunatic murderer" in the streets but an "American Sniper celebrated a heroic killer" in the sheets.

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I'm an "American Sniper glorified a lunatic murderer" in the streets but an "American Sniper celebrated a heroic killer" in the sheets.

4:19 AM - 27 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

In a bizarre development, people who make #blessed jokes are now worse than those who say it sincerely. My, how this crazy world turns.

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In a bizarre development, people who make #blessed jokes are now worse than those who say it sincerely. My, how this crazy world turns.

4:10 AM - 27 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

When someone JUST NOW follows me, it’s like, “get with it, idiot.”

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When someone JUST NOW follows me, it’s like, “get with it, idiot.”

4:26 PM - 26 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Whoa girl, you must be that "American Sniper" scandal, because I'm not interested in you at all.

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Whoa girl, you must be that "American Sniper" scandal, because I'm not interested in you at all.

8:01 AM - 26 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

Do you think any of Ewan McGregor’s friends texted him, “why r u in mortdecai?”

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Do you think any of Ewan McGregor’s friends texted him, “why r u in mortdecai?”

8:28 AM - 24 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

I would get punched in the face one time if it meant that every copy machine I used for the rest of my life would work right away.

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I would get punched in the face one time if it meant that every copy machine I used for the rest of my life would work right away.

11:23 AM - 23 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

I'm 31 years old and I still sometimes think, "Wait, if I take 3 Advils will I accidentally die?"

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I'm 31 years old and I still sometimes think, "Wait, if I take 3 Advils will I accidentally die?"

9:50 AM - 22 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

My boyfriend just said, “I’m serious. Look our dog in the eye and tell me he doesn’t remind you at least a little of Julianne Moore.”

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My boyfriend just said, “I’m serious. Look our dog in the eye and tell me he doesn’t remind you at least a little of Julianne Moore.”

3:49 PM - 19 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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On “The Bachelor” a woman is considered funny if she’s ever laughed.

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On “The Bachelor” a woman is considered funny if she’s ever laughed.

2:02 PM - 13 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

What is Beyonce has another daughter and just names her Lisa?

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What is Beyonce has another daughter and just names her Lisa?

9:13 AM - 12 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

29.

The grossest human instinct is to brag about how warm it is where you are to someone who lives where it’s cold.

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The grossest human instinct is to brag about how warm it is where you are to someone who lives where it’s cold.

1:13 PM - 09 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

I love to shout "hard cut to black!" right before a movie does so that everyone in the theatre knows I get film.

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I love to shout "hard cut to black!" right before a movie does so that everyone in the theatre knows I get film.

5:48 AM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

31.

Curious to see how tonight's premiere of "The Bachelor" addresses all the recent police brutality across America.

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Curious to see how tonight's premiere of "The Bachelor" addresses all the recent police brutality across America.

8:03 AM - 06 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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