This Labour Politician Claims To Have Had Sex With An Alien
Councillor Simon Parkes says he’s fathered an alien baby named Zarka, but it’s no big deal. He’s more interested in fixing potholes.
1. The representative for Stakesby on Whitby Town Council talked to the Northern Echo about being abducted as a child.
Via youtube.com
2. The aliens - one of which he has sex with four times a year - apparently want the 53 year old for his soul, rather than his body.
Via youtube.com
3. The ‘reptiles’ have human-like features, with a kite-shaped face and huge eyes.
Via youtube.com
5. Watch the full interview.
Your Reaction?
Contributions
Now Buzzing
-
23 Of The Most Powerful Photos Of The Week
-
What Would Be Your Job If You Worked In Porn?
-
Anna Kendrick Had An Unexpected Take On All That “Bake Off” Drama
-
How Annoying Are You On Snapchat?
-
If You Can Get A 15/20 On This Test, You Are A TRUE Harry Potter Fan
-
Miley Cryus Hosted “Ellen” And Turned It Into Anything But “Ellen”
-
Can You Identify These ’00s Cartoons By A Single Letter From Their Titles?
-
34 Iconic “Drag Race” Moments That Snatched Us Bald