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1. "Parades her new shape / curves / trim frame / bikini body."
Via dailymail.co.uk
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Goes out in public."
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2. "Pours her curves into..."
Via dailymail.co.uk
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Wears item of clothing, as per manufacturer's instructions."
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3. "Flashes her cleavage."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Goes outside in anything lower cut than a turtle neck."
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4. "Lashings of fake tan."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"A layer of fake tan."
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5. "Cuts a lonely figure"
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Happened to be alone at time of being photographed."
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6. "Looks grumpy."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Happened to be frowning during split second photograph was taken."
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7. "Flaunts new shape / curves / trim frame / toned pins / bikini body."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Goes outside."
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8. "Looks disheveled."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Isn't dressed to attend a red carpet premiere."
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9. "Struggles to contain herself / ample cleavage."
Click for translationCorrect!Wrong!"Has breasts. There. Look. You can see them."
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