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Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

The Daily Mail website uses some confusing terms to describe celebrity ladies. Here's a quick guide for the uninitiated.

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  1. 1. "Parades her new shape / curves / trim frame / bikini body."

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    "Goes out in public."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 2. "Pours her curves into..."

    Via dailymail.co.uk
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    "Wears item of clothing, as per manufacturer's instructions."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 3. "Flashes her cleavage."

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    "Goes outside in anything lower cut than a turtle neck."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 4. "Lashings of fake tan."

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    "A layer of fake tan."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 5. "Cuts a lonely figure"

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    "Happened to be alone at time of being photographed."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 6. "Looks grumpy."

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    "Happened to be frowning during split second photograph was taken."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 7. "Flaunts new shape / curves / trim frame / toned pins / bikini body."

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    "Goes outside."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 8. "Looks disheveled."

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    "Isn't dressed to attend a red carpet premiere."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

  1. 9. "Struggles to contain herself / ample cleavage."

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    "Has breasts. There. Look. You can see them."

Mail Online's Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator's Guide

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