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15 Dumb Things You Could Never Resist Doing While Playing "Grand Theft Auto"

Cycle off the top of a mountain? Sure, why not?

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The worlds in Grand Theft Auto were vast and beautiful, but they never made much sense.

They looked like normal cities, but normal rules didn't apply.

In a world of such confusing logic, you often found yourself acting in strange ways.

1. Like massacring religious sects, just because you could.

2. And picking up prostitutes.

Then sniggering like a school boy when the car started rocking.

3. Everyone who ever played San Andreas spent hours driving up the mountain.

4. Just to jump off the top. Whether it was in a tow truck.

5. Or a camper van.

6. Or a bike.

7. Or, y'know, no vehicle at all.

8. Just so you could watch this happen.

9. It was always hard to resist attacking members of the public for no reason.

10. Long, long after they were already dead.


Then spending a minute wondering what kind of a person you were.

11. You'd do this.

Just for the hell of it.

12. And everyone tried that thing when you drove 'safely' for a bit.


Then got bored and mowed someone down after thirty seconds.

13. But most of all, you'd do whatever it took to get all six wanted stars.

14. Then pop off for a swim.

15. And when all that was finished, you just went to bed.

Knowing the world would be back to (almost) normal again the next day.

Knowing the world would be back to (almost) normal again the next day.