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Definitive Proof That Usher Has Absolutely No Control Over His Own Hands

Usher Terry Raymond IV, singer/songwriter/performer, has no control over his own hands. An investigation.

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The following investigation looked at thousands of photographs from 2004–2015. These are my findings.

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Exhibit Z.3

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Filed Under: "This Ring Is Weighing My Hand Down And I Should Probably Consider Buying Rings That Don't Weigh 50-Plus Pounds Jesus Christ I Am Terrible At Making Accessory Decisions For Myself"

Exhibit Z.4

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

Filed Under: "This Ring Is Weighing My Hand Down And I Should Probably Consider Buying Rings That Don't Weigh 50-Plus Pounds Jesus Christ I Am Terrible At Making Accessory Decisions For Myself Someone Get A Fucking Crowbar And Take This Ring Off Of My Finger"

Exhibit Z.5

Larry Busacca / Getty Images

Filed Under: "This Ring Is Weighing My Hand Down And I Should Probably Consider Buying Rings That Don't Weigh 50-Plus Pounds Jesus Christ I Am Terrible At Making Accessory Decisions For Myself Someone Get A Fucking Crowbar And Take This Ring Off Of My Finger Dear Lord I Beg For Your Justice And Mercy In This Time Of Suffering"

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