21 Animals Confess What's On Their Mind
I sat down with 21 animals from the famous NatGeo Instagram and asked them what's on their mind. Here is what they had to say.
"I've found that if I twist my head like this my neck doesn't look as fat in selfies."
"Should I get lip injections?"
"I think I left the stove on?"
"Did you hear what happened to Cecil?"
"Our beaks are on Fleek."
"Na na na boo boo you can't see me. Oh wait, you can?! Fuck I should have gotten the extended warranty on this chameleon skin."
"I'm the one who clogged the communal office toilet."
"Should I move to California? Fuck it I'm moving to California I don't need this ice shit."
"I've finally decided to leave my husband."
"Does this blubber make me look fat?"
"Ugh, I didn't realize how many gray hairs I had until you took this photograph. Thanks A-hole. Hope you are happy?!"
"My dad doesn't know I'm failing my math class."
"Did you honestly wear that out here in the jungle?"
"I bought this mustache at a prop store in 2003 and haven't told anyone."
"I thought this iceberg was my mom."
"I REALLY have to pee."
"I've been wandering around this same area for the past 3 hours — I'm totally lost."
"Was that a flash? Did you just take a picture of my butt? You just took a picture of my ass didn't you."
"Nice camera. How many megapixels does that thing have? Also, can I eat you?"
"Don't tell anyone I am secretly a vegan."
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