Throughout history, Tom Hardy has been cold.
Historical evidence dating back to October of 2007, when this photo (Exhibit A) was taken, can confirm that Tom Hardy is the coldest person in show business.
Even here in 2011 Tom was sporting a coat at an event. Is everything ok?
Don't believe me? Here is a photo of Tom at the beach.
And another photo of Tom while walking on the surface of the sun.
And another of Tom while inside a volcano.
How about this one? Notice anything odd?
How about from this angle?
Or this angle?
Give up? (Click here)
You'd think a 67 year-old man like the Prince would be colder than Tom, but that is simply not the case.
These are photos of a man who is suffering.
Suffering from coldness.
A man who wishes he had lived in the times of the stone age so he could be himself.
If you look deep into Tom's eyes, you will see a man who is not 98.6.
Even with groups of others, who look comfortable with their temperature, Tom continues to don a jacket.
If Tom absolutely cannot wear a coat, he hides it with layers like a 3 piece suit.
And Tom thinks about it constantly.
Here Tom is looking back at coat check to make sure it is doing OK.
And please, for the love of goose down, do not ask Tom to borrow it if you happen to be cold yourself.
Tom is always thinking about his coat.
Always thinking about warmth.
Tom is actually only happy when wearing a coat!
A happy Tom is a warm, coat-wearing Tom.
Let us all pray for Tom's core body temperature.
So Tom doesn't have to attend celebrity events like the freezing outsider that he is anymore.
