We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed community what they'd ask their pet if they had the chance.
1. "When you have those funny dreams where you kick and bark in your sleep, what are you dreaming of?"
2. "What do I do that you like the most?"
3. "Do you realize how much I love you? That you are my whole world?"
4. "How would you describe your perfect day?"
5. "How are you so excited to eat the same food day after day for years?"
6. "Do you ever dream/think about your mom or brothers and sisters?"
7. "Do you think I'm an idiot for not constantly guarding our house against everyone and anything outside?"
8. "What kind of life did you have before us?"
9. "Do you think if you were a human we would be best friends?"
10. "Do you know that you're adorable?"
11. "Are you secretly an undercover spy when I'm at school?"
12. "Does anything hurt?"
13. "What do you call yourself?"
14. "If you had a job, what would it be?"
15. "What is your name for me?"
16. "Who's your favorite from the house?"
17. "When I accidentally step on your tail and I apologize, do you know I'm apologizing?"
18. "What could POSSIBLY be so delicious about other animals' feces?"
19. "Why do you always refuse to look at the camera when I'm trying to take your picture?!"
20. "Do you feel abused when I smolder you with kisses?"
21. "Where did all the socks go?"
