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    Posted on Mar 16, 2015

    21 Questions You Wish You Could Ask Your Pet

    It'd be the most adorable superpower ever!

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed community what they'd ask their pet if they had the chance.

    1. "When you have those funny dreams where you kick and bark in your sleep, what are you dreaming of?"

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    Submitted by Abby Snyder (Facebook).

    2. "What do I do that you like the most?"

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    Submitted by Logan Rhoades (Facebook)

    3. "Do you realize how much I love you? That you are my whole world?"

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    Submitted by Cor Smith (Facebook)

    4. "How would you describe your perfect day?"

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    Submitted by taylorp447212d05.

    5. "How are you so excited to eat the same food day after day for years?"

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    Submitted by carrier408944e36.

    6. "Do you ever dream/think about your mom or brothers and sisters?"

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    Submitted by Becca Lowry (Facebook).

    7. "Do you think I'm an idiot for not constantly guarding our house against everyone and anything outside?"

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    Submitted by Larissa Cory (Facebook).

    8. "What kind of life did you have before us?"

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    Submitted by LilyLove.

    9. "Do you think if you were a human we would be best friends?"

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    Submitted by JuliaFxx.

    10. "Do you know that you're adorable?"

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    Submitted by plantelf.

    11. "Are you secretly an undercover spy when I'm at school?"

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    Submitted by Fandom_Queen.

    12. "Does anything hurt?"

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    Submitted by MaryAnn02.

    13. "What do you call yourself?"

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    Submitted by Sarah Smith (Facebook).

    14. "If you had a job, what would it be?"

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    Submitted by Elise Kolender (Facebook).

    15. "What is your name for me?"

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    Submitted by alinalisscee.

    16. "Who's your favorite from the house?"

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    Submitted by mayteaguirre.

    17. "When I accidentally step on your tail and I apologize, do you know I'm apologizing?"

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    Submitted by steffaniew3.

    18. "What could POSSIBLY be so delicious about other animals' feces?"

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    Submitted by cocosand.

    19. "Why do you always refuse to look at the camera when I'm trying to take your picture?!"

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    Submitted by Stacey Grant.

    20. "Do you feel abused when I smolder you with kisses?"

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    Submitted by Chelsea Blanco (Facebook).

    21. "Where did all the socks go?"

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    Submitted by Amanda Jones (Facebook).

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