2. I understand that people are really excited to see you all of a sudden.
3. I know you’ve been around for a whole decade now, and that’s cool, I guess.
5. You go really well with other pumpkin-flavored snacks, which is sort of the point.
6. But maybe, I dunno, maybe you could throw a little love my way sometimes?
10. Your pumpkin syrup doesn’t come from nature, you fool, it comes from the same pumps as my flavors! PLASTIC PUMPS, I SAY!
12. WHO CARES IF PEOPLE WANT TO DELICATELY HOLD YOU MORE THAN ME?
15. You do you, and I’ll do me. Just… try not to hog the spotlight too much.
- International corporations that want to intimidate countries have access to a private legal system designed just for them. And to unlock its power, sometimes all it takes is a threat.
- Apple has to repay up to €13 billion ($14.5 billion) in illegal tax benefits to Ireland, the European Commission has ruled.