2. I understand that people are really excited to see you all of a sudden.
3. I know you’ve been around for a whole decade now, and that’s cool, I guess.
5. You go really well with other pumpkin-flavored snacks, which is sort of the point.
6. But maybe, I dunno, maybe you could throw a little love my way sometimes?
10. Your pumpkin syrup doesn’t come from nature, you fool, it comes from the same pumps as my flavors! PLASTIC PUMPS, I SAY!
12. WHO CARES IF PEOPLE WANT TO DELICATELY HOLD YOU MORE THAN ME?
15. You do you, and I’ll do me. Just… try not to hog the spotlight too much.
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