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An Open Letter To Pumpkin Spice Lattes From Salted Caramel Mochas

The battle between autumnal flavors heats up.

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I understand that people are really excited to see you all of a sudden.

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I know you've been around for a whole decade now, and that's cool, I guess.

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EVERYONE loves you, I get it.

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You go really well with other pumpkin-flavored snacks, which is sort of the point.

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But maybe, I dunno, maybe you could throw a little love my way sometimes?

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Your pumpkin syrup doesn't come from nature, you fool, it comes from the same pumps as my flavors! PLASTIC PUMPS, I SAY!

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YOU ARE A HACK AND I AM A DELIGHTFUL TREAT.

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WHO CARES IF PEOPLE WANT TO DELICATELY HOLD YOU MORE THAN ME?

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You do you, and I'll do me. Just... try not to hog the spotlight too much.

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