3 Unsung Heroes.

Yes batman, and spiderman are cool and have achieved every mans goal of looking good in spandex, but how about the real heros, whom without them this world would fall apart.

1. The first man to drink milk.

Ok so it doesn't quite have the same ring to it, but this man has affected each and every one of us. Every time you have a milky coffee or a bowl of coco pops, please spare a thought for the man who stoop up and said no to the system! The man who looked at a cow and turned to his friend and said " Dave, today I'm going to such of that cow's nips." Yes people may have laughed, some may have called him a pervert, and yes you may have heard the sick rumours that he thought it was a cow's penis, but I say to you NO. This man knew that if he took a chance he would change the world.

2. The first couple to make a child.

These may not seem the obvious candidates for the next Marvel movie, but just think about it. One day a women sat down and pushed something out of her, that she had never seen anyone push out before. She wasn't to know that it was a child, what if she thought it was a new hat. But she did not, something deep inside her told her to love this unusual thing which has just tore her a new one. And then she even told over women to do the same to there bodies! perhaps in jest, but none the less here we all are as a result.

3. The first person to swear.

Now this person may seem more like a villain than a hero, but just think about what the world might be without swearing. Nothing to do to release all your anger and hate, just letting it bottle up inside, it would be horrible. Also spare a thought for the first person to be offended by a swear word.

Dave: can you take the bins out

John: F*!k off

Dave: Pardon

John: I've literally got no idea what I just said

Dave: Me neither but I didn't like it

John:why?

Dave: I've got no idea

John: nob